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minus-squaremuse@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up184arrow-down3·5 months agoThis would unironically work on me
minus-squarecandyman337@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down1·5 months agoI mean they’ve got a gun so I’d imagine so
minus-squareNatakuNox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·5 months agoWe call those “marital aids”
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·5 months agoWhat are you gonna do? Shoot me?
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoBreaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.
minus-squarenorthendtrooper@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up52arrow-down3·5 months agoAt this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.
minus-squareTyoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up46arrow-down1·5 months agoLuckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.
minus-squareHolzkohlen@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down4·edit-25 months agoTbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck
minus-squareKlear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·5 months agoTbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck - Holzkohlen@feddit.de
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·5 months agoYour loss!
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down2·5 months agoThe Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·5 months agoYou didn’t say the safe word! The lessons continue.
minus-squareaname@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·5 months ago“But you didn’t tell me the safe word” “That’s not the safe word either”
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·5 months agoThis is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.
This would unironically work on me
I mean they’ve got a gun so I’d imagine so
Bonus points
We call those “marital aids”
What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.
At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.
Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.
SHUDDERS
Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck
[citation needed]
Tbf, I also really don’t want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck
- Holzkohlen@feddit.de
How dare you
GW BASIC or GTFO
Your loss!
The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.
You didn’t say the safe word! The lessons continue.
“But you didn’t tell me the safe word”
“That’s not the safe word either”
This is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an
unsafeword instead.