I love transubstantiation. It’s basically mandatory to believe it to be a catholic. A lot don’t understand it though. But if you find one that does, ask them to explain why it’s not cannibalism.

Laws don’t matter if you don’t believe in them amirite.

Russian doctrine hasn’t evolved past Soviet era, why should our jokes? What’s air defense doing by the way? Oil fields and refineries and storage facilities just keep exploding.

Complying with international sanctions is so dumb amirite.

The brain worms already starved.

Imagine being that guy scheduling people for 39.9 hours thinking you’re a goddamn genius.

Toss it in a box with dessicant packs for a few days. If it’s not flexible and breaks easily, it’s too moist.

Or maybe gram gram liked to get turnt.

Oh no the tool isn’t working

“Linux femboy? Wha- oh nevermind.”

-Me after seeing way too many c/unixsocks posts.

Wear a blanket like a robe around the house.

Do as many as you can normal then go to your knees. Makes it much easier.

Whatever is after 11 should be decent if the rule to skip every other windows holds up. I’m… Not as optimistic as I once was, but time will tell.

Should’ve gone with a much lower number. The difference of 100 dollars means nothing to my burning spite.

It means he makes libs mad, and that’s all his right wing supporters care about.

Mushroom soup kinda slaps.

Yeah give my 5th floor apartment a back yard to garden in and the we’ll talk.

I saw one in an actual arcade called “flappy tickets.” Hell, half of the games there were shitty mobile games blown up onto a big screen.

Hell yeah thanks