Beggars! You have a very cute squad.

Great post. :)

OP could play Gilbert Gottfried reciting WAP

Isn’t this just reinforcement, like reinforcement vs punishment from behavioral psychology? It works.

Yes.

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“Baby” is in your name so it checks out.

My go-to is similar: “thanks for your patience.”

Daily tidying tasks: dishes asap, litter box, laundry, spray cleaner on the shower after showering. Once a week the more laborious tasks get done: vacuuming, mopping etc. Bathrooms every 3 weeks or so. It’s a constant rotation that I would struggle with alone… my spouse and I tag-team all cleaning together so that helps. Consistency with cleaning helps everything to stay relatively clean. If it ever gets to be too much to keep up with in the future, we’ve agreed that a weekly cleaner might be a good option to help us maintain.

Wow, better than the original. Great job!

Prehistoric cell phone. Jk

Reminds me of this

I’m dead 💀 that was hilarious.