with blackjack and hookers
Glagnar’s human rinds. It’s a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson’s Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
— I feel so sad that I don’t have feelings
What do I look like, guy who’s not lazy?
I’m 40% Futurama references
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you’re unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That’s it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It’s a fishing license - and it’s mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
Tell them I hate them
Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜
My manwich!
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
“My kajigger!”
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
“Shut up, baby, I know it”
“Good news, everyone!”
“My manwich!”
Interesting… oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
…come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
For no raisin
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
Is used daily
This just comes to me naturally 😂
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender’s full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
