cross-posted from: https://aussie.zone/post/12677634
Map of Austrialia
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A map of Australia with lines marking internal borders marked at random across the country, each demarked region being labelled with a state of Austria. They do not align with real Australian states or the positions of Austrian states. Reading top to bottom, left to right, they read Niederösterreich, Vorarlberg, Burgenland, Oberösterreich, Tirol, Steiermark, Kärnten, Salzburg. Tasmania is labelled “Wien”.
The map is labelled AUSTRIA.
Below that, a map of Austria and surrounding countries (such as Germany and Slovenia, which are all labelled correctly). Austria is labelled AUSTRALIA. Internally, cities are labelled with the names of Australian cities. Canberra where Vienna should be, Sydney where Salzburg should be, Brisbane at Graz, Newcastle at Klagenfurt, Melbourne at Linz, Gladstone at Innsbruck, and Perth in the far west, near the Liechtenstein border.
Cursed.
But less cursed than swapping Florida or California for Italy, I would easily prefer living with more animals that can casually kill me.