Careful pal, I’m a mod who rules this map meme sub with an iron fist. Watch what you say or you’re going to map jail, for map crimes. 😡

Portugal is red because it was stained with an abundance of port wine.

Oh those are my next 2 stops before LinkedIn an Slack.

Ah thanks! I didn’t know where to find the original meme from the Tumblr post that I had snipped from my friend’s Instagram story and then uploaded to imgur so I could post it on Lemmy.

Take a look at what community I posted this in and it will make more sense

I live in Chicago.

I’m not gonna say there’s no reason to have a car, but I see no reason for the average Chicagoan to own a car.

The CTA is actually pretty reliable overall The streets are comparatively bikeable The Divvy System (bike share) is well layer out.

Make America Multimodal Again. This. Shit. Works.

Hell, even nuclear war wouldn’t necessarily be an extinction level event- like something like 97% of people would die, but for that remaining 3% of people, life will suck while they restart the 1000 year process of bringing humanity back out of dark ages II.

Oh wow! So that’s how Michigan got the UP!

More like Sic Semper Tyrantits amirite

Don’t worry, I’m working on it.

Got it written now recording. I fekin hate metronomes.

Make it a post and you’re on

Jo mamma is green then

Got em ayeeeee

So in other countries, like Canada and the UK, red is Flannel and blue is Denim, but in the 80’s as elections were televised, the Denim and Flannel parties didn’t have set colors. Some stations aired their map as green and yellow, some purple and orange, but ultimately Denim took on Red through most stations. This was an odd choice, but because Denim was red, Flannel took the obvious counter color, blue.

It’s just another funny tidbit about the states!

Really seals in the flavor

I’m sorry, but with 98% reporting, Florida was called for Flannel. It was a big upset for sure.

Kentucky and West Virginia in 1859: “whew, glad we solved that fued before it escalated! We could have had a full blown civil war on our hands”

Idk one time a drunk toddler beat the shit out of my uncle because he covered his face with his hands and the toddler got pissed that he’d leave mid conversation

Oh boy do I have news for you

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As Promised, Here’s your song!