…whilst she eats it like a typewriter carriage.
48 years together.
I just finished eating another 2 cobs today, and I noticed I switched it up between the styles, sometimes during the same nibbling!
I’m doomed now that I’ll never eat a cob without thinking about typewriters and the like…
I don’t know what spiral means in this context, but I think I eat it in columns. Bite the middle, finish that column up and down, move over to the next column and repeat