The one from science memes a few days ago

That one time cocoa pods (a dependency management system for iOS development) was essentially doing a DDNS when their spec repo was using GitHub as a CDN. https://blog.cocoapods.org/Master-Spec-Repo-Rate-Limiting-Post-Mortem/

And as a bonus the flows were never fully specc’d each time right?

It’s hilarious when the identified problems come back around to bite the organization, when the priorities have been to work on poorly specc’d features instead.

Using Fastmail

• works with 1Password to generate masked emails
• plus and subdomain addressing

In case those features are important to you

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Edit: since no one is biting here’s the full joke

“Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.”
“Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?”
“Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.”
“Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.”
“Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.”
“I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?”

Probably how this fish got named

Great Tit - Mediocre Tit
Penguin - Pencilguin
Falcon - Falpro
Masked Booby - Unmasked Booby

Luckily they had lizards in stock.

Everyone has a test environment. If you’re lucky you have a production environment too.

Cecilia Westbrook, an MD/PhD student at the University of Wisconsin, and her friends wondered why there are so many semen-based recipes and nothing on Google about cooking with vaginal juices.

Wut

The malicious compliance that is needed.

I only glossed over it… but this looks like it’s trying to check dynamic typing issues? It’s like a statically typed language with extra steps?

Fibonacci indentation of course.

Why not git clean -dxf?

I read the lint part and my brain forgot about everything else. You could stick the danger call in a pre commit hook though.

Depending on which stack you’re using, you could use https://danger.systems to automatically fail PRs.

The shitty reboot of Office Space where some low level Google employee realizes they can stick a crypto miner in every browser and generate a couple cents from everyone’s browser.

I thought this was the meta logo for a second.