I’ll add Geocaching to this list. Walk around, find hidden caches and solve puzzles.

It’s not focused on the walking places but instead on the finding of caches. I personally need to get out and do some that involve going on hikes!

A lot of people are saying they did this job as a teenager, I did it mid 20’s and yes, I liked the job. I never had to deal with customers, I just pushed carts. But people leaving carts in the middle of nowhere were a babe on my existence.

I don’t know how many carts there were in or store but on a normal day and especially a busy day they would be constantly used. Our corrals would all overflow simultaneously if not emptied. And then you have some dipshit who decides they can’t be asked to walk a little further. I had to have a route in order to collect carts and keep our corrals under control. If I had to walk an extra 10 minutes out of my way to get a cart it would set me back 20+ minutes of work, without fail. And if I didn’t collect it then carts would start piling up, without fail. Then you’d get the mixed cart bullshit and you can only push so many mixed carts.

Putting your cart makes the job actually reasonable. You can plan and coordinate and organize yourself to know where to go when to pick up carts. It allows you to predict where carts will end up and efficiently walk so you’re not destroying your body. When people screw with that rhythm the whole thing goes to pot.

If people are ripping around on dirt bikes already a Surron or similar night be a good bet. The only issue is then you lose it on the ability to pedal. There are similar bikes that also have vin numbers if you actually wanted to go legal at some point but dirt bikes aren’t street legal without extras anyway and it sounds like enforcement is lax.

The electric unicycle idea is also pretty cool. They look to me like skiing but on the street. So you’d actually get exercise even if it’s working different muscles than a bicycle. But if you go that route you’ll need to go the extra mile on safety gear.

As someone else stated, 35mph the whole way is a lot on an ebike, even bringing that down to 30 extends the range a lot. There may be some road or gravel bike that has the range you’re looking for if your flexible on the speed. Those seem more fun imo, but the YouTube channel TailhappyTV has shown off ebikes that go 100 miles on a charge. I haven’t seen the speeds at which they go but in my opinion a long ride means more time to listen to audio books.

Either way good luck!

With how much some cargo bikes cost that’s pretty reasonable. Cake also has been around for 10 or more years I think, so they should be a solid choice to buy from.

Pshh I bet you use acoustic time.

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It also gives you a way to interact with social situations where you feel awkward. Or if you’re like me and you are awkward it gives you positive learning social situations. Makes it much harder to quit when you get suicidal interactions that you’re craving and don’t otherwise get.