Tiefling IRL

I have spent all day crying and drafting escape plans since my life is now in extreme danger. I’m a Latina immigrant, trans, and drag-adjacent performer

No, cosplayers do that all the time

Psylocybin is fucking medicine

Dislike: the daily post from someone asking where they can find “non-political” or “centrist” communities, which is a dog whistle that they’re tired of being yelled at for their shitty views

Ah yes I’ll just pick from one of the many ISPs in my area

You can make up for it by convincing all your friends to vote in this election. Help them make a plan, check voter registration, and look up where/how to vote

She solely exists so Trump supporters can try to steal votes from Kamala by pretending to be progressive. The US uses an undemocratic FPTP voting system, which means that there can only be two viable candidates at any given time.

Who do you think is under the sheets

It’s cold, the buildings in Manhattan are a wind tunnel, and it might snow.

Yes, it’s a clown show and half the country would rather throw away the whole US than vote for a woman. Please send help, fascists don’t give up power easily.

Be prepared for the public defender to ask you two questions then shun you the rest of the day while they tend to their other 30 clients that day

FWIW Spanish has both, depending on the dialect. I grew up saying doble-u, but I know other countries say doble-ve

If you hate the parents, something that makes noise

Not my problem, tell me more

I’m very kinky but not very sexual. Like a 7-8 for kink but a 1 for sexuality.

Can it wait however long it takes to see a specialist? Are you ready to pay $2k for a 15 minute ambulance trip?

If the answer is no, urgent care

Nutriblend

The theory is that a rotating plate heats food evenly

In practice what ends up happening is my ceramic bowl heats to 500 degrees while the contents somehow get colder??? Except for like, one carrot that is now glowing red

FWIW, I’ve killed a bunch of Phillips hue bulbs through normal use

As a professional fire performer and fuel tech, you have no idea how many times people jokingly accuse me of arson. Like please, I’m not a novice, the guys set themselves on fire half the time. The state has my fingerprints anyways.