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men realized that women can cast spells with those thing, so we forced you to hide them

Hollywood producers out there making enemies wherever they can

maybe you could pack a chute inside each seat, and then just dump all the seats out with everyone still in them… chutes deploy automatically… like a pilot’s seat in a jet fighter, but less complicated…

“okay everyone, stand up calmly and put on your parachute while the plane falls out of the sky… once everyone is done with that, and all parachutes are secure, we will begin an orderly de-boarding… thank you for your attention - while the plane falls out of the sky for some reason…”

the only Astrophysicist in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame

there are some interesting stories like Office Space, which basically did nothing at the box office because it was barely shown or marketed… but as soon as people got the chance to see it on cable, it became a huge phenomenon, so it was obviously a giant missed opportunity…

i thought that film with Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga was going to be about making lots of helium

sixty years after that we had escaped the atmosphere itself and the Moon was within reach

you just demonstrated the theory’s egotism

simulation theory is an egotistical fantasy, which presumes we feeble chimps have realized the ultimate purpose of Creation within computer games… humans do this every few hundred years… we invent a spiffy new device, and then immediately decide it must be perfectly analogous to God’s mind, and that we are just one step shy of reaching Godhood ourselves…

if protests did nothing, they wouldn’t be forbidden in China and Russia and every other autocratic society

not even Russia knows what the fuck it is, there’s no point trying to characterize it from the outside with broad textbook political definitions like that… it’s a criminal enterprise first and foremost… any ideological considerations are lipstick on that pig…

are Russians fascist? you betcha they are… is it a dictatorship? it’s more of an official government mafia…

Once the free exhibition wraps up at Kingston University’s Penrhyn Road campus on Saturday [Feb 17], those rare Q1 computers will either go under the hammer at auction or be privately sold.

i wonder what bids he’s already received for those things

Tesla: for another five grand we will rainproof the metal on your vehicle

he doesn’t have an objective point, he’s just expressing the limitations of his own understanding… he’s a good model for a fascist that way… he assumes that his understanding is universal and should be applied to everyone…

his argument is never very good… viruses are incomplete beings in every sense we care about… the human being shares almost nothing in common with them conceptually… we cooperate and care about each other in ways that are obviously not virus-like… even when we fight, it’s much more interesting than virus combat…

i know what you’re thinking, but it’s probably not a good idea to snort that

i love this guy asking if it’s unethical to tell someone else fuck you… you haven’t grasped basic ethics if this is a question for you… do unto others as you would have them do unto you… you don’t even know how to put yourself in their shoes…

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sip a nice cold smoothie in a hot shower, that’s perfect