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Cake day: June 6th, 2023

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  • “I am a computer scientist, I can write elaborate grammars for processing data, I require only a mere computer.”

    King: (scratches chin)

    Later:

    “You! Move those line of rocks to the right and discard the remainder. You! Remove those line rocks except to put one where one was not there previously. You! Put down that rock! I said put it down! Please…!”

















  • My cousins cat had kittens, and was calling them for feeding with a “nyee-aoh” (yeah yeah cats dont meow at each other, well these ones did)

    I was watching the kittens plod to their mother, when I had a go and tried a “nyeeaoh”.

    Apparently my pronunciation was so flawless, that they all stopped immediately and turned to look at me, before the mother called them again and they ignored me.

    I still think of this as my peak cat moment, and nothing has topped it since