they could invest in hamster-breeder reactor engine, which with enough money injection could create an endless supply of hamsters on wheels competing only for space and attention

I’d like to think that hamster wheel to V12 isn’t on a linear scale in terms of step-wise upgrades, but you’re right that there’s no guarantee that they wont just swap in a larger hamster.

This is a huge stepping stone to a final cure

“Irish blood, English heart, this I’m maaade of…”

If Morrisey can sing that and survive, I’ll be fine

if you’re european, nationality is an arbitrary thing measured in a distance of about 100km increments depending on dialect.

the one’s who care about this should not really care about this, and you should feel free to ignore them

All of the ‘t’ examples in the dictionary come as a genuine shock to me

Infrared camera?

To be fair, she can barely see. Maybe offer her a haircut first and then a rematch

My criteria for dating: someone I can snuggle at night after a long day. Ideally with cold feet and warm torso so I can choose my temperature.

Xorg.conf was genuinely something I never quite grokked.

I mean, I get it, it’s a conf file for Xorg… but in practice, either your X11 worked out of the box, or it just didn’t, and no manner of fiddling with the config and restarting the server would save it.

You could install other drivers and blacklist others, and that would get it to work, but touching the Xorg config file itself and expecting different results was like trying to squeeze blood out of a stone.

what the actual shit

His species are canonically native to the Star Wars galaxy

Not that I don’t believe you, but seriously wtf

I cried so hard I laughed

I start off peeling, but then my animal instincts kick in and I start deep-throating the postman

ah no worries, I was just surprised by it. Yeah it’s a hardware list for NAS/MiniPC/selfhosting as vetted by other Lemmy users

I know right, fuck that guy

I collected this data from another thread that might be useful: https://lemmy.ml/post/30234916

  | Type   | Name                   | Extra           | User                           |
  |--------+------------------------+-----------------+--------------------------------|
  | MiniPC | ASUS 4-Bay             |                 | Zikeji@programming.dev         |
  | MiniPC | HP Microserver         |                 | wingsfortheirsmiles@feddit.uk  |
  | MiniPC | HP microserver         | Homelab         | JoeKrogan@lemmy.world          |
  | MiniPC | HTPC                   | Nobara          | BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world |
  | MiniPC | ITX NAS                | Unraid          | Skunk@jlai.lu                  |
  | MiniPC | Jonsbo N4 Case         |                 | stoy@lemmy.zip                 |
  | MiniPC | Minisforum X1 pro      | OpenSuSe        | Skunk@jlai.lu                  |
  | MiniPC | ODROID H4+ mini pc     |                 | Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social |
  | MiniPC | RaspberryPi 1B         | Photoframe      | JoeKrogan@lemmy.world          |
  | MiniPC | RaspberryPi 3          | PiHole          | gigachad@sh.itjust.works       |
  | MiniPC | RaspberryPi 3A         |                 | stoy@lemmy.zip                 |
  | MiniPC | RaspberryPi 3B         |                 | stoy@lemmy.zip                 |
  | MiniPC | RaspberryPi 3B         |                 | stoy@lemmy.zip                 |
  | MiniPC | RaspberryPi 3B         | Kodi            | JoeKrogan@lemmy.world          |
  | MiniPC | RaspberryPi 3B         | Kodi            | JoeKrogan@lemmy.world          |
  | MiniPC | RaspberryPi 4          | OpenSuSe/Docker | Skunk@jlai.lu                  |
  | MiniPC | RaspberryPi 5          | RpiOS           | BananaTrifleViolin@lemmy.world |
  | Server | HP ProLiant DL360 Gen9 |                 | Lucy@feddit.org                |
  | Server | HP Z440 Workstation    |                 | Lucy@feddit.org                |

Edit: well fuck me for trying to help…

I love wikipedia’s image for it

“For money. Now lean back in the ice bath, it’s time for harvest.”

Take up smoking or drinking to make the experience more bearable whilst also clouding yourself with cigarette/alcohol fumes to pull up a physical barrier. Flap your arms slowly from time to time to add uncertainty, and yawn periodically. Finally, jettison your inkpouch to blind your opponent and scramble into a crevice in the ensuing confusion.