Because midwesterners don’t honk.

It’s entirely possible, yes! I just don’t know anything about the physical location of the sh.itjust.works server…

I won’t discount that possibility, but I think they get sold on a miraculous idea and simply don’t understand the reasons why it’s not a good idea. The more zealous one simply don’t want to believe it’s not the perfect solution.

Unbridled enthusiasm can be cute to a point, but those hydrogen folks are way beyond that. Yikes.

So, we talking a piezoelectric body that converts the kinetic energy of the rain into power, or electric vehicles in Quebec? (Quebec has a shit ton of hydroelectricity, which one could argue is rain-powered.)

You’ve created a simple laptop bending device. I would add a LOT more support to both areas where it contacts.

Hah, mine is protected my murder hornets!

No, seriously, I can’t get near it, please help.

Recharged in seconds… presuming you happen to be in one of the few areas of the globe with hydrogen infrastructure, and that you live close to it, or are willing to be charged obscene rates to cart a couple of litres of hydrogen out to wherever you live, on the outside chance there’s a local gas supplier that would even do that.

Thanks, I’ll charge at home. Or at work. Or anyplace in between where I have access to mains power, which is pretty much EVERYWHERE.

First two versions are Menthol and Flamin’ Hot.

I think an ear wax IPA might be preferable, but that’s just my preference.

Yeah, nobody is going to buy a bunch and spike the food in a major cafeteria and give literally hundreds of unsuspecting people drunkness-on-demand.

The pills WOULD make it actually happen. It’s a gut flora imbalance that does it.

laughs in Ontario

You’d need to explain how they’re evil. We use them as a resource, as food, as an oxygen source, as shade, as animal habitat and food… even if they had “evil” intentions I don’t see what they would have been or how it wood have played out.

The fact that it’s not a stimulant.

And toddlers have fuck all for tolerance, they’re all lightweights. One drink and they just soil themselves.

Maybe it should be more widely available, might prevent toddlers shooting people.

C’mon, if you’re going to do this at least hook up a 48V source between two of the pips in the last letter. Really send a message.

UL2271 certification is what I need to see.

Or maybe it becomes a question: “Bless you?”

My bet is that it would be a non-trivial effort just to correctly identify sneezes. There is a ridiculously wide spectrum of sneeze sounds, all the way from the ol’ “aaaAAAAAAH-CHOOOO!” dad sneeze to the cute little squeak that some women make. You might get the device blessing you after passing gas in a particular way. Could be good for a laugh. Especially if you have animals that make noises.