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I just call them good doggos. Is that okay?

Oh, Br’er Musk, I don’t care what you do with me, so long as you just don’t throw me in that briar patch over there.

I say this only because it’s funny, not to mock you. Naturalist (-al-) is likely the word you’re looking for. Naturist is basically another name for nudist. Unless maybe OP wants to be out in the sticks for another reason. :)

I get the point you’re trying to make, but it wouldn’t be at all out of character.

I’ll echo the issues with too much water pressure on really cheap bidets. My first one was like a butt hole pressure washer. My second one was more expensive with a tank at the back. Unfortunately, that combined with a rounded toilet didn’t leave enough space for sitting. The ones I have now are all Tooshies. I got the ones that can combine hot and cold water, but I only have a hot water hookup for one because I would need to poke holes.