Your SS card has been redeemed, you have 8 protests remaining. Enroll in citizenship plus for $999,999,999.99 and get 100 lifetime SS card replacements, plus a month of Tesla+ on us!

Rarely but it’s relevant because ICE thugs are abducting people off the street. I get the fear.

“Mentally ill people shouldn’t be American citizens anyways.”

Or maybe just “Scatterbrained people…”

You could just falsely accuse them of being an immigrant.

US History: 1774-2025.

You’re describing a fascist government in many ways.

You mean Genocide Simulator?

My coworkers could learn a thing or two from this. For one, it actually works.

My mom: “hey honey how do I uninstall this Pokeman Go app? The uninstall button is greyed out. It’s using 20% of my storage and battery”

Next up, Saudi Arabia buys the Samsung Galaxy and Google Pixel smartphone lines. Pokemon Go comes installed in the system partition for free with 1000 free PokeCoins, how generous!