Because I have multiple doors in my house which lead outside. I normally take my shoes off when I come inside, but sometimes I come in one door and then want to leave via a different door only to realise my shoes are at the other end of the house.

I don’t know if I’d call his new stuff “bangers”.

You won’t know until it’s long passed. Time is the best curator.

You know that RATMs big albums were over 25 years ago, right?

They literally made another golden cow and couldn’t see the irony.

They kind of also pay out on the services you pay them for, it’s not helping, it’s just an obligation they haven’t managed to dodge.

It’s almost like there should be a not for profit option, perhaps if there were some large group of people who worked for everyone, and we’re controlled by some sort of elected governing body.

Using consumer hardware as a server.

It’s almost like some useless person created a variable with a distinct set unlikely to be higher than the hundreds as a floating point - when it obviously should have been an int.

Narrator voice: “They were”

Basically everything is covered in fecal matter of you look well enough, and it doesn’t really matter. It’s really good for selling disinfectant though!

Me during spring time 😭

I still prefer towels for how fast they are. The Dyson ones are pretty similar though

I heard you can commit crime and then wash away your DNA with Dew

I’m slightly baffled by all this. I’m scheduled to get my line upgraded to be able to handle 100mbps in 2025 and I’m currently able to get 48mbps which costs me about USD55/mo. I only got the upgrade from 8mbps in 2019 (stupid conservative govt). While I’m looking forward to the better connection, I don’t really find a problem with 50 at the moment. I work from home, I stream multiple instances of media, I torrent things sometimes. I think I’m on an cap of 1tb but tbh I’d have to check if that’s what it still is, I haven’t looked for a long time.

You waffle stomp?!

My local thrifty shop had a pallet of assorted books and you can fill a bag for $5. I think of it like a lazy person’s library, I get a bunch of books, pay my dues, and then return them when I’m done.