Waking up from sleep mode mostly.

He’s not the only one. Laptops especially seem to crash regularily nowadays, regardless the OS.

I’d like to see hardware classified by boringness and thus stability.

We’ve successfully replaced the entire support team with an HTML form creating tickets for the one developer.

Surefire way to receive that efficiency performance bonus.

Does that cost money?

No ECC RAM by design. What did they expect.

That was the case even 19 years back. Ubuntu nailed it back then. You could install it without knowing anything about your computer. Before that, there were text based UIs which required deep understanding and lots of decisions.

Doubtful, but, though unlikely, perhaps some media house would want to pick it up?

I wonder if a verifiable link to Trump can be made through network (as in graphs) analysis of the people and their connections in that list.