Oh my god, I couldn’t imagine right side out socks being used inside out. The pills. It would be like having hundreds of little seams always touching your toes. My head hurts just thinking about it.

Then you’ve never lived.

Also are you that poem for your sprog? From the place that shall not be named?

I have socks can only be worn inside out sensory issues. The seam is evil. The seam cannot touch my toes. Get the seam away from me, the seam is like nails on a chalkboard, if I feel the seam all I can think about is the seam, the wiggly, stupid, always there, annoying, ever-present seam. Fuck you, seam.

But if I’m at home I’m naked. Just straight up.like, not no socks, no clothing at all

I try to shop locally. There is SO MUCH shit that you just can’t buy in person. It’s not possible.

I recently wanted a raspberry pi. I’m in a large Canadian city and literally no one sells them. You can only get them online. It’s one example but it’s a thing.

I really don’t understand why people like those games. I don’t find them fun at all. And the micro transactions are so fucking obnoxious.

I used to love coming home and seeing so many of the little guys fully grown with broken veils. Every day was so exciting.

I love watching the little fuckers grow. And the smell is so good. I hate tripping on psilocybin but there really isn’t something magical about watching those things grow from microscopic spores to fruits.

Don’t know if I’d ever do it again with anything psychedelic, but I will give it a go with regular ass edible mushrooms some time soon.

At one point I had ounces of dried mushrooms with desiccant in jars in my freezers that sat there for a year. I don’t like taking mushrooms anymore so they just sat there until I started a new job and just gave them away to pretty much the whole sales team.

One day a new hire came up to em and was like: are you the guy that’s giving away feee mushrooms? I was like: sure man, how much you want?

They cleaned me out in like a month ahahahha.

Once you’ve bought a pressure cooker and a laminar flow hood, and all the jars and boxes and shit you need, it’s like $20 per quarter pound of mushrooms or less. It costs nothing.

COOOOOCAAAAIIIINNNEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtTHfOBbYuk&themeRefresh=1&theme=dark

COCAIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!’

COKE COKE COKE CCCCCCOOOOOOOOCCCCCAAAAAIIIIINNNNEEEEEE!!!

That’s the one

Hey Linux, sudo rm -rf /

sigh I’m surrounded by idiots.

“Sure thing boss” you fucking moron.

I can’t remember the other program that’ll do it.

But there’s another one that’ll list all the processes using a file.

Tip of my tongue fuck.

When it updatedssystem files it’ll do this when you shut down your computer.

If you never shut it down it never will lol

If this happened to me I’d probably propose right there on the spot.

Poopypoops?

This, and also you can always be a better, more likable version of yourself. There’s a difference between understanding the things people expect from other people and tailoring your actions and thoughts to align with those things, and sacricifing who you are to be taken advantage of, or contorting yourself into something unrecognizable.

It’s a fine line that many people who are not neurotypical or struggle with some kind of trauma have trouble finding, but it is real and learning to see it can bring positive and lasting change to your life.

Also, nobody likes someone that eats poop so if you eat your own poop or other peoples poop the stop eating poop.

They all use Hannah Montana Linux because every other kind of Linux is for posers. Especially arch, btw.