Good god, Hues and Cues almost brought my family to blows

My mom’s been trying to make us a board game family for over 30 years and she still hasn’t succeeded, lol

I have today off, and no obligations to anyone or anything. The world is my oyster, friend. So y’know, pretty good. It’s still early morning my time zone (stupid internal clock set for AM shifts) so I’m just snuggling with the cat and putzing around on my phone before I get up.

My only complaint today is that my coffee grinder finally died last week so I’ll have to resort to the pre-ground for my coffee when I do get up in a bit. I’m not a coffee snob by any means but you can totally taste the difference, so I might get a little crazy today and add some oat milk or perhaps even sugar. I know, I’m a wild man.

You’re not an English speaking troll yourself, “shortest hanging fruit” headass

You couldn’t even keep your lunatic sentence structure and shit up for two whole comments? They breed the trolls weak these days, man

No one is grading your troll post on word count my guy

Speaking to a few stories my dad’s told me over the years, sometimes you’re just a rural dumbass, have a large thing to get rid of, and want a big splash for your amusement

Came here to say the same. I feel like “indoor shoes” are a lot more rare in places where you have a chance of tracking in snow

Where you learn mall karate

Just name your kids after your richest favorite relatives and wait for that sweet sweet inheritance dosh to come your way

Man, here’s hoping the place takes off. Commenting so we can get some visibility!

Haha, I’ve simply made my peace with the trek of a scroll. That said, I am actually pretty good about totally getting around to posts, so my list does occasionally shrink.

It’s so good to know that even on a totally new platform I can start building up a list of saved posts I’m “totally gonna get back to later” like nothing even happened.

I mean, bullets worked pretty well on the one…

My favorite was people clearly trying to rephrase popular posts for cheap upvotes

“LPT: Spending money is something you don’t have to do every day”

“LPT: wasting money is financially detrimental”

“LPT: Saving money is a good way to save money”