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CHOSEN WAAAAAAAAAAN!

The entirety of the film Kung Pow lives rent free in my head and it can live there untill the day I die!

The best way to celebrate his birthday is to forget it exists, like him.

APAP: All Politicians Are Pussies.

I like to believe they forget he’s there and he just appears scaring the shit out them.

like this.

what if I get shot by an anti aircraft missile?

Nah, first shot nailed it.

No worries, as soon as I read it I knew it had to be an inspirational poster.

I’ll do it this weekend, I promise myself I will.

a month later.

I STILL HAVEN’T DONE THAT THING!

That’s how I spend my days off, constantly in anxiety about getting something done then I’m back at work, with a whole new set of anxiety.

Thankyou, that’s all I wanted!

Well could the bloody tell me then!

if you put it in wrong it plays death metal.

It surprises me that there aren’t more shows like that, just some random dude bursting through your job calling you all twats and pointing out where you failed, then helping you fix it.

I want carwash nightmares or retail nightmares shows.