How come one of your balls is bigger today? Wasn’t it the other one yesterday? Can your balls just change sides like that?

Reboso.

Hmmm… Mmm kay

Yeah there are issues.

I just bought a huffy at goodwill for $50 with dual suspension! Buying a bike will never be the same.

Is there away to fake all the data they try to collect?

Clippie: it appears that your trying to something or another blah blah blah jackidy shmackidy.