Not “created”, just a random event possibly.

I’m only playing if I get my photo taken after.

You’re going to get downvoted to hell for that.

It’s not a recognised condition in some parts of the world, despite the spasms it causes in the knees.

Just move to Europe.

Just switch to Windows.

Tony Hawk

I’m more bothered about the positioning of those speakers.

Tin foil balaclava.

Does it work on AI?

I bet it is. Until you accidentally pull the cable a bit too hard.

“Haptic feedback”.

Oh please, you didn’t even have to turn the cassette or floppy disc over. You and your luxuries.

Or fridges or rocks?

Whatever as long as it’s easily convertible to a royale with cheese.

Google said a Big Mac was 2.75” in height, 3.75” in diameter. I then had to convert that to civilised units.

About 27 Big Macs.

Yeah, these Linux ads are getting really annoying.

You really don’t want broken Windows on a Boeing flight.

My boss once referred to me as “code bastard”. I’m keeping it.