It’s true that most banks haven’t had new branches in a while. In Florida, a lot of old banks are being converted into Cannabis dispensaries because of their vaults. I hear they even repurposed the tubes as a delivery system.

“Thongs” could be misinterpreted in a hilarious way though.

I think because it is part of the meme. The Unabomber’s manifesto railed against technology and how it was detrimental to society.