import yhwh  

def interventionSort(unsortedList):
    sortedList = yhwh.pray(
    "Oh great and merciful Lord above, let thine glory shine upon yonder list!", 
    unsortedList
    )  
    return sortedList

that explains why it took god 7 days to make the universe

or in the fucking capital of denmark

the software equivalent of leaving the dirt on your vegetables to harden your immune system

they mean the wake agenda, all these boats disturbing the water’s surface are going to bring an end to society

there’s a very trivial solution that always works actually, it’s called “stop being a prude”

ultimately the people responsible are the ones giving people tools that can be misused, you don’t hand a gun to a child.

snow and light pollution, on a cloudy night you just forget that the sun ever set

you get to see the sun?

ah but you see someone else owns the woods so you can’t live there, now keep being a good worker drone and buy the latest iphone

this is what peertube tries to fix: everyone watching a peertube video (by default) will help server the data to other watching, so instead of the server needing to send all the data the viewers share the load.

people (like me) who only have abuse-tolerant plants are like druids who failed to keep their creatures alive and thus turn to necromancy so they won’t be responsible for further deaths

not that ugly lol, “data is perfectly functional but uninspired”

there’s a thing you can add to a server to mirror everything to a proper indexable website: https://www.answeroverflow.com/

Deep Fried Chimpanzees would be a good gorillaz parody band

if only that’s actually what they did, instead they add 2x as many strands of grass and skip out on optimization because they no longer need to do it.

that’s the beauty of not believing in a soul or similar: for teleportation to affect your mind it would have to affect your body, and that’s nothing unusual.
It’s just a hazard like any other, absolute worst case it scrambles your brain and leaves you with locked-in syndrome, and the only thing causing that to be worse than death is that we have a cultural taboo against euthanasia.

he looks like a plush toy in the way that some cats and dogs do, not literally like he’s made of fabric and sewn together. He’s very explicitly organic what with the gene manipulation.

it’s kinda funny how the core issue of these posts is really just that people say “wasp” when they mean “hornet”

wasps are fine, most wasps are barely noticable and couldn’t give less of a toss about our existence.
hornets are the terrible ones, especially the kinds that grow way way way way larger than they have any right of doing, at least craneflies have the common decency to be thin and seemingly incapable of guiding their flight.

overpopulation is a fascist dogwhistle, just so you’re aware