Bit of a stretch. Donald and Goofy were able to saw down the beanstalk with one of those comedy wibble wobble saws. Couldn’t have been more than 10 feet. And giant land is on top of the clouds so that’s only about 50 miles up. That’s just science.

Recently the right column says AI all the way down.

All the quirks turn out to be symptoms after all.

This is not adhd. Wait, is this adhd?

When I get angry at people not following my instruction, it’s because I know these people will try to make the resulting mess my problem.

Can’t call em Nazis, so that’s the next worst thing on the list.

I don’t think you can jump to Linux. Don’t you have to strut there wearing sexy tights?

Ah, I need to change the one in the basement. Thanks for reminding me.

Don’t go to any trouble. I thought you might have a quote in mind.

What “things in the bible suggest other gods”?

I’m a bit worried what they mean by “cool, fresh directions”

I wish I could find some of those relaxed fit jeans.

Good for you. Follow your heart. Or whichever of your vital organs happens to be calling the shots at that moment.

Need input!

For me its like a constant cold symptom. Runny or stuffy nose, sneeze attacks, swelling and redness, stuff everyone gets when they get sick.

2 specific pills per day keeps it under control most of the time. Some days nothing can save me. I had to try so many different medicines to finally find what works for me. My stuff doesn’t work for my sister. You’ll just have to try stuff until something works, like an episode of House M.D.

Are you being a big baby? I dunno man, everybody has their struggles. I’ve had my whole life to become numb to this problem. Maybe you’re just not used to it?

You and the thong both make good points

Seems like a pants problem

Its object oriented programming. The object is to get investors $$$

I cannot read this sentence. I have tried 3 times but nothing is reaching my brain.

This reminds me of the scene in Better Call Saul where Mike interviews contractors for their construction project. He rejects everyone that says they can do it and hires the guy that tells him it’s impossible.