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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • I want a modern difficult farming Sim with an in depth relationship mechanic and no fucking combat. The old harvest moon games are good, but I've kinda played them to death and for some idiotic reason they removed stuff like rival marriages from the remakes. Rune factory has combat, and so does stardew valley (in addition to having a relationship mechanic that's just, really shallow), and it seems like all the farming Sim games that don't have combat are like baby's first farm Sim and are all cutesy and aren't very difficult

    Like it feels like this would be an easy thing to do, right?






  • Stardew valley - it sells itself as a harvest moon inspired farming Sim but as someone who grew up playing a lot of harvest moon, I really can’t help but be super disappointed in it. Harvest moon games have a complex and more importantly moving relationship system - you start to go after one marriage candidate, the others will pair themselves up and have kids alongside you. People move in and out and you need to really get to know people in order to progress the game and unlock things. Stardew valley? Super flat in comparison. All the candidates you don’t marry feel super flat once you lock yourself out of them. There’s not much locked behind friendship so there’s less reason to get out there and really work on befriending everyone.

    Also fucking combat - it’s a supposedly nice and peaceful farming Sim, yet combat is an unavoidable part of the game. I didn’t sign up for combat! It’s not fun it’s just annoying.



  • I think there might also be an element of “Heathcliff (the comic) just isn’t as recognisable and well known”? Like you see a Garfield without Garfield and you know what’s wrong, even if you’ve never actually seen that specific comic. Can’t really be said about these

    Like maybe it’s because I’m not American, but whenever I see these titles I always have a moment of “what, wuthering Heights guy?”. Actually there’s an idea “Heathcliff but the wrong one”. We’ve replaced the cat with a very angry guy from Regency era Yorkshire.



  • Here’s a fun one - you know the concept of regular polyhedra/platonic solids right? 3d shapes where every edge, angle, and face is the same? How many of them are there?

    Did you guess 48?

    There’s way more regular solids out there than the bog standard set of DnD dice! Some of them are easy to understand, like the Kepler-poisont solids which basically use a pentagramme in various orientations for the face shape (hey the rules don’t say the edges can’t intersect!) To uh…This thing. And more! This video is a fun breakdown (both mathematically and mentally) of all of them.

    Unfortunately they only add like 4 new potential dice to your collection and all of them are very painful.