SeductiveTortoise

My last hobby got lame before the parts arrived. They are still in their packaging.

They probably wanted to save on licensing costs.

Get out of my kitchen! 😭😭😭

I would say it’s the Rupert Murdoch of Germany, but potato / potato.

I’ve never been blocking ads of Axel Springer, because I’ve been blocking all of their rotten publications. Get bent, you assholes.

Hello my brother/sister/velociraptor/etc in screens. We’re worthless together 💖

Never merge. Only cherry pick.

Thank god I got it out in time.

Windows sucks balls.

I have to use windows at my new job, and I hate it so much. Have I said that in the last few minutes?

I don’t fight it. I have a small project that’s completely fucked up, and I refactor it a little every day as a treat. So relaxing 💖

I really do need to try this, but first I have to clean up my kitchen. It got a bit messy the last few days 😅

And I think I only have got spelt left. All the wheat has gone to pizza.

I applaud you. Whenever I tried such a high hydration, I ended up nearly crying.

I’d eat that

I do like saltwater snails. Don’t know about the French wineyard type, but I guess they’re OK as well.

Same, tried three different browsers. I HOPE YOU’RE ALRIGHT, FELLOW “HUMAN”.

He can’t help you. Y’all need Linus.

I love being a nerd

“This is what my parents raised me for. Step aside!”

Yeah, I would wish for the European controlling organs to have a look at that one as well.

On top of that, I have no clue if these words exist in the English language. But I’m walking my dog, and I don’t care enough to look it up.