You’re thinking of FSA

HSA is a health savings account. It doesn’t go away unless you’re using some unheard of vulture one. I had one from an old employer that I stacked up thousands in and it took me 5 years after I left to use it all

There are deposit restrictions, like you need to be on a high deductible plan

FSAs, Flexible Spending Accounts don’t have those same deposit restrictions. But you lose it after a year minus a usual $500 carryover

I find it hard to believe they denied actual chemotherapy treatments, though. They’re annoying to deal with but I’ve never once had a claim denied other than trying to buy an ankle brace at Walgreens

Even an electric toothbrush at the dentist was covered

Except when I stole some dude’s sandwich, instead of being arrested he just said “Hey that’s my sandwich!” And then sighed, defeated

Definitely a better experience already than Skyrim

This is a lot of space to tell me what I already know, that driving my Abrams tank is very safe for me and pretty safe for others

Look, I’m terribly insecure and fragile. You expect me to drive something reasonable?

The entire run of Good Housekeeping magazine

So, Al Pastor pizza?