Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.

Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.

Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.

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Cake day: August 27th, 2024

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  • Make every company that has a whistleblower die in ANY way face extremely heavy penalties including, but not limited to: 75% taxing on all income for a period of time as part of a fine, jail time for executives, board members, and potentially large shareholders, potential nationalization of the company, etc

    Make every company afraid to have a whistleblower die. Make them want to hire private security and pay for all health expenses to ensure the person lives because the alternative is the company ceases to exist in any way that benefits those in charge.




  • I remember growing up in Ohio when we banned smoking, there were commercials CONSTANTLY about it.

    Smoke FREE Ohio vs smoke LESS Ohio.

    And even in school I could tell that smoke LESS Ohio was going to force places that didn’t have smoking, to allow smoking in certain areas.

    And the guy in the commercial for it acted incredulous that they would ban smoking in bars! The horror! A place where people are densely packed clearly should be filled with cancerous death fog, slowly killing people who want to be at the bar but not partake in death sticks.

    I was super happy when the ban happened. I hated going to nearby states without the smoking ban.

    It took years for golden corral to stop smelling like shit.









  • A dramatization, by someone slightly baked:

    "This is my neighbor. I keep him from getting too uppity by basically making it impossible to live here, since because of Me everything is insanely expensive or they literally can’t buy it.

    As anyone who works for me can tell you, it’s not MY fault I’m doing this. It’s because I don’t like the colors of their shirt. Blame the shirt. And everyone take a look at how dumb wearing this shirt makes you look! See what happens when you wear it? You end up like him EVERY TIME! For more proof just look at all these other people who’s shirts I didn’t like and also attempted to kill (allegedly wink wink) and see how poorly they’re doing. I’m such a good neighbor. Just ask my richer neighbor. And ignore anyone inside frantically shaking their head no. Number 1!"



  • As a teenager I straight up called my dad a fucking idiot to his face for saying “Some scientists somewhere are getting rich off global warming hoaxes” and was rather unprepared to explain his (lack of) thought process when I asked “how?”

    To paraphrase, “Someone somewhere is making money off of it or the news wouldn’t be talking about it”, the news being Fox and all they were doing is saying how fake it is, not that it’s real.

    “If you really believe that, then you’re a fucking idiot.”

    Surprisingly, my mother never heard of this conversation and he never brought it up after that.

    And around 2010 I stopped hearing him say anything negative about climate change.

    Now he’s starting to realize how little snow his childhood town gets compared to back when him and his brothers could go driving onto a lake in the 70s. Idk if he actually believes it’s real yet, but he hasn’t denied it when others talk about it in many years.