It’s Warframe for folks who aren’t foot fetishists.

Quicksand.

It depends…

Do you think Jimmy Carter has seen the season 4 finale of Breaking Bad?

I can fix that.

Even Avalon fell eventually.

I’m going to introduce it to the miracle of orbital bombardment.

A national fork? In Russia?

Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

“The screams may be funny, but the hair gets caught in your teeth.”

What if proteins were jerks? Prions.

I was on a road trip this weekend, and we had to clean the windshield 5 times. So it looks like the bugs are making a comeback thanks to restrictions on Monsanto products.

No. For Orks, it’s all about size and color.

For the same reason why some of the Necrons have nipples: intimidation.

That’s not how science works.

Mmm… Sonique.

Dongle…

• Enders’ Gamed’

Well, you can… you know… fuck off.

“What do you mean you didn’t make a single update to the engine?!?”

…

“It is broke! It is very much broke and needs to be fixed!”

Did AI trim that beard for him?

Programmers have it so easy nowadays.

You should try programming in BASIC on the Atari.