My perfect flashlight:

• On button on side to be placed where the thumb rests
• 4 D batteries.
• Twist-ey head to change focus
• Dedicated switch(NO MORE CYCLE BUTTONS) to change mode from bright, to med, dim, and strobe
• Sturdy metal for emergency use as a hammer
• Textured rubber to feel good in the hand

imagine dying, and not even being able to enjoy death because you just keep being brought back to life to do stupid paperwork.

i’d stab myself and die right there, again.

That’s a cabbage.

mentioning religion here is brave

flex-direction:row-reverse; my beloved

the userstyle experience:

I’m convinced there’s an AI in Google search now that reinterprets what you put. It never seems to give me what I search, only what it thinks I mean.

I’d like to see pixelfed when it gets lemmy compat

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prolly.

hello yes i am indonesian rich girl i spend all day diving in my giant vault of golden coins twirling huge mustache and driving the curiosity rover (my boyfriend is bill gates)

damn, you didn’t have to crush her like that man

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oh wow, that’s… horrifying.

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE FUCKING CODE! i just want to download this stupid fucking application and use it https://github.com/sherlock-project/sherlock#installation WHY IS THERE CODE??? MAKE A FUCKING .EXE FILE AND GIVE IT TO ME. these dumbfucks think that everyone is a developer and understands code. well i am not and i don’t understand it. I only know to download and install applications. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THERE CODE? make an EXE file and give it to me. STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS