If you didn’t have a Dremel, try channel lock pliers or vise grips. It’s not going to be in there right and rusted or anything, you just need something to grip it.

I think you’d definitely want a federal minimum security camp. Think more along the lines of mail fraud or some other white collar crime.

CB radio has really short range and there’s little likelihood that authorities would be monitoring it.

2182 kHz is long range marine radio and only good if you’re on a boat. I don’t know that anyone you talk to would care about a person on land while they’re handling their own maritime emergencies.

If someone really wants emergency radio I’d suggest ham radio or GMRS.

There’s extra steps that have to be taken in order to serve food so they’re probably officially classified as a restaurant

Where are you picking them up from, the train station? Because the closest one to me is an 8 hour round trip away.

Technically, the gas tank is pretty much always in the middle