Even if you do drive, one big-ass backpack is way more managable than any number of smaller bags or (god forbid) multiple trips.

The hard part for me is remembering to return it to the car once all the groceries are put up.

What behaviour was this colleague exhibiting that made you forget to never put anything unofficial in writing?

Netflix seems to have ADHD as a company- always chasing the new interest.

Show me the finished blaster!

Bold of you to assume I didn’t build my battlestation around the shitter.

Biden, your words mean less than dick at this point. Try some action.

Could embiggen it by a factor of 10 by removing the gender marker.

Even if they did, you think they’d get it released? They saw what happened to the Heritage Foundation following the leak of P’25.

Garfield phones happen. Beware the garftide.

As usual, thank god for Mississippi.

Even in our nonsense metrics, they trail the rest of the Union.

What? You now are living in the state formerly known as Idaho. Better than most folks got.

Also a subscriber, also pleased.

More importantly, as an aspiring privacy nut, can you share that research with me?

You can start by changing that demonym to “Missourable”. A group of them would be Les Missourables.

Looks like a giant mecha-crab

No data. As ever.

They know more about the exact velocity and position of electrons than they know about Greenland.

The super-butler is a far more storied and sensible trope, though. Jeeves (of Jeeves and Wooster) being the earliest example I know. Butlers and manservants were expected to take care of household management as well as their oft-incapacitated employers.

What does this poster mean by “Lebanonization” and “Iraqization”?

I assume through context it refers to a rise in paramilitary membership and proliferation, but this is my first encointer of it.

I laud his attitude, but wouldn’t begrudge him one or two DLCs.

Eh, it adds variety. I’d grow rather bored of addressing everyone as “friend”, “buddy”, etc.

The high/low visibility system from the original is also pretty clunky.