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Cake day: March 15th, 2025

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  • Let me cook you something AMAZING!

    First I need some curry…uh…okay, do you have salt? WHAT?

    Alright, where is the oven? Time to prepare you some amazing lasagna! Where do you keep your noodles? No noodles? I guess I can hack it with potatoes.

    …PO-TA-TOES! YOU…WHAT???

    Okay nevermind, let me show you why you need to stop spending all your money on survival in warfare and instead fund my school! I can teach you to…uh…tell you about things we have in the future. No, I don’t know how to create any of that. But trust me bro, just give me money. No need to tie me to your trebuchet like that, I’m sure I can remember how to build an airplane somehowAHHHHHHHHHH

    You tried.

    Edit: But don’t worry, your myriads of novel diseases in your body will pretty much wipe out the continent you spawned on. Revenge!