Maybe I’m missing something here, but plenty of folks - blue collar workers, technicians, engineers - have away jobs where they work in different places for weeks or months at a time, and there are landlords who specialize in providing this clientele with bare-bones furnished apartments. I’ve been there, too - in fact, one year during the pandemic, I had spent just a bit more than half of my time working and living in a place away from home.

We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn

Needs more “amazing.” Seriously, screw these corporate ass monkeys.

Take that, Kirkpatrick Sale.

• I found that on European platforms, you can speak anonymously and A LOT more candidly about topics censored on American ones, e.g. SH, nearly all “adult” topics covered in great detail, and what have you.
• My landlord would have a very hard time kicking me out for almost any reason, even if I turned the entire apartment into a swamp.

In fact, the only item from OP’s list that rings true to me is the boss one. They will always find a way of getting back to you, legal or not.

“Darling, guess what? Blackberry jam is on the menu again.”

I’m already chafed.

Then again, maybe there’ll be discounts for partial nudity.