Sorry, I understand why a company would want to capitalize on the crypto bubble if it was 2022, but I meant this more as an existential “whyyyyy” but didn’t have the energy for that.

Why

“I’m not trying to bring anyone down, I’m just trying to bring them down”

sad yarr

Maybe instead of spending more on lawyers, just consolidate the streaming services again so they’re more attractive than piracy?

Doesn’t that kind of erode their entire premise as a company?

Proton VPN has been working pretty well for me. Includes port forwarding and a lot of servers.

Well, the bullet will travel faster than the sound of the shot so no

Some asymptomatic Russian will bring it and create a massive catch-up outbreak unfortunately.

I’ve always wanted an AI that yells at me like my uncle on thanksgiving

I would say “hey that’s just copying” but Microsoft is legally incapable of being wrong, or noticing irony so I’ll leave it be