What’s going on with that guy?

I’m not even at the point of processing if this is satire or not. Is the context that killing a process is offensive? I mean I get ‘sacrifice child’, but ‘kill process’?

Someone with memory issues and ADHD? Unheard of!

Sounds like you need new friends. I wonder if there’s a market for an app to find workout buddies?

IIRC its also common for folks with the 'tism as well. There are a few other sources for this, none of which I can think of at the moment.