Rose Thorne(She/Her)

Oh yeah! I’ve already got an account on .zip, and PieFed out of curiosity! Just gotta actually start using one of them!

Still fitting for coal.

No Sprite shall escape my blade, so long as there is coal to be made.

Twain didn’t have an ounce of chill, did he?

“She can’t write worth a damn, someone should have killed her.”

Yeah, sure, the same way I made BL3 happen.

Wait until the DLC is all out and hit the high seas.

Heavenly Sword walked so Stellar Blade could strut.

I view it like the “discomforting uncle versus outright hateful aunt”. I still really don’t want to support him, but equally, fuck her, she’s out here on the fucking daily with her shit.

Plus, at this point, telling someone to pirate anything Rowling is like telling someone to breathe. You’re either doing it, or okay with the outcome of your actions.

Eh, it’s kinda down to personal perspective. In mine, absolutely a reasonable way to handle things if you love the art, but don’t feel morally comfortable supporting the artist.

I recommend people pirate Enders Game, because fuck Orson Scott Card.

Soot sprites on the Ice levels in the mines. Even better if you can find a loot doubler ring.

Just keep swinging away. You’ll get your coal. You’ll get all you could ever need. The dust will never wash away. You will always see the black stains, hear the feeble cries…

Damn, surprised Hotline Miami made that little. It feels like it’s still a fairly well known indie title. Not Stardew Valley big, but large enough that people still refer to it occasionally.

I know who still has ice cream.

Zombocom.

Every playthrough, I tell myself I’m going to finally use sprinklers. Every single time. I’ll even download the overlay mods, just so I can know they’ll be spaced properly.

Instead, I end up eating a cities worth of food as I manually water an endless expanse of crops, just as the dawn breaks with time stopped.

A whole new level of trying to find your glasses.

Find me 3 Lafayette’s that are pronounced the same way.

If you want hard mode, find 3 people in a Lafayette who agree how to pronounce it.

I swear it’s less inspiration or theft, more convergent spelling.

“Aww, he developed the Deep Vein Thrombosis debuff…”

I haven’t had any issues from anything I’ve gotten from them. Just the standard GOG offline install files.

It’s been 13 years. 3 released all the way back in the PS3/360 era.

Not complaining about more Ninja Gaiden. Just feels a bit weird to see 4 after what feels like the series was just left on hiatus. Kinda figure they’d take the chance to get a fresh start, though the plot seems like it’s more a soft reboot.

But where was Mayor Fleck when a man fell into the river in Lego City‽ Can someone explain that?

Serious, but no serious care for the people!

From the same series that has two volleyball games.

With a focus on “social” gifting including skimpier swimwear and suggestive posing.

With a story that revolves around a rich pervert wanting a bunch of young girls in bikinis running around.

I want to meet someone who tried to push Malt-O-Meal on their “love it or it’s free” thing. Like, eats a bowl of knock-off Cocoa Puffs, and straight up calls the company like “It was alright, but love it? Nah. Me and this cereal just friends, I want my $3.50 back.”

Is there nothing we won’t steal?

Give Mexico their border shape back.