Rose Thorne(She/Her)

We’ll calm down when we have both games.

And whatever games he makes after this.

Has Phoenix Wright been a documentary about the Japanese legal system this entire time, and we just wrote it off?

Its only been 13 years?

I can’t tell if I feel old, or need to figure out how the fuck 100 years has passed in 13.

There’s no irony to that.

That’s the the Curse of the Phantom reaching its natural conclusion during one last rehearsal.

I think my liver just hopped out of my body in response to that.

I was extremely late to the party with Inquisition, was there anywhere near this much gnashing of teeth over Krem? Like, his identity is pretty heavily tied to his history, it’s part of why he even ended up with the Bull’s in the first place.

Peanuts, butter, grapes, flour tortilla.

Best enjoyed staring through a window at your unrequited love.

Vampire Survivors has got me back in its grip. The Ode to Castlevania DLC dropped on Halloween. I really don’t understand where the time goes when I play that game.

Also picked up Webfishing, an absolutely adorable time. I don’t know that I really consider it “playing”, the actual gameplay is pretty basic, but I’ve enjoyed the peaceful nature of it and have had fun just chatting.

This is seriously dating myself, and probably hyper-specific, but it feels more like chatrooms back in the late 90s to early 2000s. Most of the rooms I’ve been in have been relaxed. Having a talk about life while someone strums “Simple and Clean” on a guitar somewhere in the background. A bit of roleplay going on.

The small lobbies, the small map, the chill gameplay, all makes for a cozy, welcoming place. Like you really did just stumble across someone’s campsite, and they invited you to sit.

The Farmer can also breed an army of dangerous slimes.

We straight up sell their eggs.

The rabbits learned it from watching us.

But Garrus has reach, all you need is flexibility.

There’s someone at this company who saw what they grabbed and decided to relive their childhood.

This just seems like an oddball grab in the bag that is classic Star Wars titles.

I mean, have you looked at HoI4 lately?

Look, I get it, but the state of DLC in Paradox games has moved beyond even the memes. I think they took those as inspiration. There’s a fucking monthly pass now!

I deeply enjoy their games, but the DLC bloat confounds me.

Pigs are aware of how delicious they are.

The scarier thing is that pigs are aware of how delicious we are.

This is what happens when you take things away. Used to be you’d just levitate yourself wherever you needed to go.

Then there’s Fallout. Who needs horses? Courier can carry themself and 400 pounds of Sunset Sarsaparilla up a damn near vertical cliff face if you do the side-to-side.

Good on them. $7500 for all future royalties is an absolute rip, especially coming out of Rockstar.

If you were lucky.

I remember when people figured out the invisible characters glitch and BG chat was just a wash of shit talk all s p l i t u p l I k e t h i s.

Saw some people also use that for good, but a majority in my experience were just heinous.

They’re doing a service.

Reminding men that it’s never too late to schedule an appointment at the proctologist.

Damn, usually have to pay extra for that.

Is it considered regicide if you take down an empress?

Either way, time to take back the holy land.

It’s genuinely a lot. EMPRESS has an ego, and has started shit with anyone they can. This ranges from other crackers, to repackers, to the people requesting cracks. They see themselves as the hot shit because “I’m the only one who can crack Denuvo”.