Rose Thorne(She/Her)

A whole new level of trying to find your glasses.

Find me 3 Lafayette’s that are pronounced the same way.

If you want hard mode, find 3 people in a Lafayette who agree how to pronounce it.

I swear it’s less inspiration or theft, more convergent spelling.

“Aww, he developed the Deep Vein Thrombosis debuff…”

I haven’t had any issues from anything I’ve gotten from them. Just the standard GOG offline install files.

It’s been 13 years. 3 released all the way back in the PS3/360 era.

Not complaining about more Ninja Gaiden. Just feels a bit weird to see 4 after what feels like the series was just left on hiatus. Kinda figure they’d take the chance to get a fresh start, though the plot seems like it’s more a soft reboot.

But where was Mayor Fleck when a man fell into the river in Lego City‽ Can someone explain that?

Serious, but no serious care for the people!

From the same series that has two volleyball games.

With a focus on “social” gifting including skimpier swimwear and suggestive posing.

With a story that revolves around a rich pervert wanting a bunch of young girls in bikinis running around.

I want to meet someone who tried to push Malt-O-Meal on their “love it or it’s free” thing. Like, eats a bowl of knock-off Cocoa Puffs, and straight up calls the company like “It was alright, but love it? Nah. Me and this cereal just friends, I want my $3.50 back.”

Is there nothing we won’t steal?

Give Mexico their border shape back.

Apparently it’s 6,500 files.

Also not the only one.

“Even your dead are on our side” both goes so fucking hard, and immediately outs you as the BBEG in the situation.

Cause you don’t drop that without the formerly dead starting to saunter in and grab a bite to eat.

It’s weird to think about an MMO getting a remaster. They’ve kinda just been “living” things that one day die, and maybe come back on a new engine under a slightly different name or return more aggressively monetized.

An ongoing series of soft relaunches with some minor branding changes.

Genuinely recommend messing with your world settings. Lower counts and slower zombies can help you learn while not taking away the entire threat. Also no shame in extending your length of time with active power and water.

It can be difficult to learn, there’s a lot of moving parts you have to keep track of. Early on, if you see more than one or two zombie shambling your way, just run. Hop fences if you can, head into the woods, do anything to break line of sight, and if you want to head back where you started, make a wide loop, try to lure them away.

No nipple to tweak? No deal!

There’s also Mini Motorways. Same concept, different pieces. Heavily recommend both, both can scratch those “I just want to have a chill time” and “I wanna optimize and challenge myself” itches.

Super easy to pick up, spend your lunch break placing lines, and go back to whatever you were doing.

Funnily enough, me and an army of dolphins are exactly why I’m permanently banned from all SeaWorld locations.

Fucking pyromaniac fish.

I would go ahead and grab them, especially if they’re also still on sale, as a lot is unlocked immediately(the three masteries, you can enter Forgotten Gods content at any point by talking to an NPC. AoM requires beating the base game to start its act).

I highly recommend grabbing at least Ashes of Malmouth and Forgotten Gods ASAP, if you find yourself enjoying the base game. Inquistor, Necromancer, and Oathkeeper really add to the build variety, and the expansion content itself is decently hefty and as well written as the base(which is absolutely great, especially for an ARPG. Dig into those lore notes you find!).

I cannot play without a time manipulation mod anymore. I know balancing your days is meant to be a part of the game, but I frequently enjoy taking things a fair bit slower.

El Pikacabra, the Gogoat sucker!

I thought he had been banished to the deepest pits of Hell!