I tried the bidet but it’s too powerful for my nose, just felt like I was waterboarding myself. 0/10, not recommend.

That’s just the name of House’s arch rival.

I’m doing my part!

They’re not always grammatically correct either!

I don’t walk on all fours usually.

Okay but which way would the dog (or cat) wear pants if they did?

Yeah, this is a weird hill for op to die on. I’m no fan of cars, but riding a bike in a tux or dress sounds like a recipe for disaster.

That is evil! I love it!

40 000 iu? I always heard 10k iu is the upper limit for most people. Is this a typo or is there new research on safe levels?

Supreme court watching that episode: write that down!

You’ve been pardoned

puts sunglasses on

From your life!

A kettle?

Ignorance is bliss, my friend.

Where’s the fucking money Lebowski!

Because you keep putting stuff inside your mouth.

It’s a tough world out there, got to pay those bills somehow.

Ironically, and anecdotally, I’m running a cheap motor from an unknown manufacturer in a very wet environment as a daily rider for years and I haven’t had any issues.

New Zealander is the least odd sounding of the lot.

New Zealandish

New Zealandan

New Zealandese?

New Zealander is the least odd sounding of the lot.

New Zealandish

New Zealandan

New Zealandese?

Strange that people only worked during the hours they’re paid to work?

You should check out “The backyard homestead” by Carleen Madigan, it starts off small but is set up to scale up easily enough.