Not a rumor, it was.

“Anyway, here’s Wonderwall”

And a hundred times hangrier, yeah…

TIL installing Linux on a MacBook downgrades it to a MacBoo.

This is the land of cobra chickens.

We deeply respect the limits they impose on us.

We definitely need this on cars: two different types of horns, one as a respectful nod/nudge, and the other to wake the mfs back into their lane.

“Whaddayamean the brakes are in a different package?!?”

CD? You mean the shiny coaster?

You forgot your obligatory BtW i uSe ArCh, kiddo…

Coming in a computer near you: Crowdstrikenado!

Bruh… don’t give them ideas

Didn’t he change his name, like, four times?!?

Do I smell something burning?

WE CAN DO THAT!?!??

Bruh…

People want romance. To live the dream fantasy. Both women and men want to feel secure and swoon, each in their own way.

She uses a sword metaphorically and visually, but you don’t need a sword. (Really, don’t)

Think of the movie classics, like Casablanca: Bogart does the same “trick” she describes when he says “Here’s looking at you, kid”.

The idea and ideal of a dream romance will vary from person to person, and one of the things, is finding the right person for you, who shares the same romance ideals.

🏅

All this time… we were told to use Vim… and they meant this?

You’re gonna love HCF then!

Dammit.