Yup there’s definitely an H in there

This is a real phenomenon.

The last guy who invented a water-powered car was invited to dinner to pitch his idea to investors, then promptly murdered by them.

What bothered you about the second half?

Firepoint

I have a really good bright quality flashlight, USB rechargeable that turns on and off with no bullshit in between. It lasts a long time between recharges too. O’Reilly Auto parts. Found it among all the fun stuff they sell at the front counter.

Oh you’re gonna love learning how to write Russian cursive.

Assault involves touching someone.

Nair does not disintegrate skin. It disintegrates hair.

Then pour nair down the drain

I offer myself up for this. I already lowered my living standards years ago and I am quite comfortable with it.

LOL

we’re supposed to pour it onto the oil filter too?

This is just like my life except there are no puppies and kitties. Everyone’s trying to use me kill me, can’t trust anyone.

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okay then Boys can be sisters, sis.

bro’s… facing each other… touch the tips together.

Clearly a metaphor about guys & penises.

If you’re trying to make a gay joke, it landed wrong because I’m a girl.

Thanks homie for the whole official scoop on this.

Search engines suck. I’d rather talk to real people, I mean anyone but you.