Better the tester than a user.

What if I told you…? That’s right. Six puppies.

when I’m trying not to be an ass

You mean she’s still asking? It might not be you who needs to try not to be an ass.

… And my fourth, and my fifth, and …

I don’t know what is so controversial about this statement. Investigative reporting is fucking expensive. The people who do it need to eat. If you’re not paying for it, who is?

128th note arpeggios are dope AF.

Girlfriend at the time noticed this on my phone and had some choice questions for me.

DISPENSING MACHINE: Hello. How can I help you? CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: Fish! DISPENSING MACHINE: Today’s fish is trout a la creme. (Produces a dish.) Enjoy your meal. CAT: I will!