The fear of dying in prison. After being publicly humiliated. Again.

I prefer “Trump fellates any and all authoritarian Heads of State. Emphasis on “head.””

Did that sound funny in your head? Anyway, you do you.

Yes, yes they do. Just watch Fox or peruse any Right Wing website.

Fuck Putin, by the way.

Why do conservatives believe gay, trans, black, brown, Liberals, and the disabled deserve to die?

People being really fucking weird.

Not at all, Smokey McBongwater.

Know what’s really fucking annoying? People whose whole personality revolves around weed.

Fuck Putin. Lol.

This is why The Founders implemented a Representative Democracy. They knew half of the populace were dumber than rocks.

“STOP FUCKING WITH MY DIVIDENDS, YA GODDAMNED COMMIES!”

Wait until you learn about what Catholic priests and nuns did to kids for 2,000 years.

Well, I can definitely say from experience that Cocaine and Bourbon is a very bad idea.

Or Jimmy Page. Or Ted Nugent. Or Conway Twitty. Or…

Those fucks would talk parents into giving them “Guardianship” over their teenage daughters so they wouldn’t be arrested for kidnapping and child molestation.

What’s the safest way for peasants to rid themselves of a dictator who is killing their young men in a stupid vanity war?

There is a female comic who was on “This Isn’t Happening” who told the story of how she tried to masturbate with a brush with a silicone handle whilst not knowing she was allergic to silicone. She ended up in the ER.

Especially a petty, vindictive, narcissistic one who will torture you forever if you don’t kiss his ass. No wonder “Chrisitians” love Trump. They were brainwashed as children to think that is normal.

Fuck Milton Friedman.

And the fact that you bought the abortion culture war bullshit tells me that you’re unintelligent. Do you actually believe a billionaire whose daughter hypothetically gets pregnant from rape won’t find her an abortion doctor?

Wake the fuck up. The ideology you subscribe to wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire. Or maybe it would, if you are filthy rich. If so, then shame on you. This isn’t a sport, it’s serious issues that affect millions of people who are not you.

But something tells me you would rather die than admit to yourself, and anyone else, that you are wrong.

Yeah, it actually fucking does. It’s the the name. “Progress.” Move forward. As in giving everyone a share, giving everyone a say, and giving everyone a decent life. You know, the opposite of "Conserve.’ Keeping the Status Quo, never changing, a state of perpetual stasis. The rich stay rich, the poor stay poor. Ad Infinitum.