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Cake day: August 1st, 2023

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  • It is an alternative wellness sensory toy using an internal chakra crystal to stimulate a very specific body region—ostensibly for the purpose of massage. While it is primarily ornamental in nature and not typically put to practical use as massaging alternative wellness sensory toy, tradesmen have utilized these as specialty abrasive drill bits when curling their hair or pinning their shawls in very specific ways

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  • Please send a self-addressed envelope. It will have to be inside another envelope. But that one should have my address—the one on the outside.

    I can’t give you my address, but I’m on one of the continents and via process of elimination, you’ll get it eventually.

    It might take a while, so you should probably remind me by including a note that you want the boiled eggs.

    It might sound like you would end up sending letters asking for eggs to everyone on earth, but unless I’m the last address you send to, that seems pretty unlikely.

    I promise fast boiled-egg shipping once I receive the self-addressed envelope (inside the envelope with my address that arrives at my address). You may need to plan to receive other eggs from other people at other addresses, if they respond to your boiled-egg request attempts.

    Apologies in advance, I have a policy of not dealing in hollandaise.