the craving for absolute slop rears its ugly head every once in a while. I blame the ennui

i lost 3 cows and a hog, and now my barn is capped at 7 animals. that coyote is my moby dick, i will have my revenge

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hmm, well lets see. I’m on spring of year 2, still growing my first ancient fruit in the greenhouse and have set up the infrastructure to start the brewery up, I just need more time. The barn and coop are maxed out and I just need to swap to all buns and 8 hogs/4cows.

All that being said, I have a HUGE portion of my farm undeveloped, and have no idea what I’m gonna fo with that.

edit: I just saved after swapping out all of my chickens for rabbits, but I forgot to make a single fried egg for the community center RIP

edit 2: Travelling Cart saved me with a nice egg in my troubled times, save salvaged

i still haven’t progressed past oil processing in the base game :)

In my first playthrough, I was surprised to discover that I liked Haley the best. I probably would have gone with Krobus if he was an option at the time because I’ll always go for the silly option when its available, but I didn’t regret my pick either.

lol

Probably about a 5. The monsterfucker fantasy rears its ugly head sure, but unless scientists make hot bara werewolves real and aliens roll up and are dtf, I’m fairly vanilla in practice.

Resident Evil 1 for the first time. The voice acting is very silly.

Don’t oPen that door!

Chris is our old partner ya knoow.

no, if you want to hurt someone, a gun is better. If you don’t want to hurt anyone, running away is better.

the bread is the lynch pin of the sandwich. You can do whatever you want with the rest of the ingredients, but the bread must (usually) be baked.

hm, no, because it is baking instead.

Waluigi and Samus.

What this says about me is that I’m a lanky crook who underneath the rough veneer is a clumsy weirdo with a hyperfixation on birds??? I guess that’s actually pretty accurate, though the slang is pretty archaic there.

I’ve somehow managed to capture a bit of childhood wonder with videogames of all things again.

Way back when I was a kid, my uncle showed me Super Mario Sunshine on the Gamecube, and I was blown away by how good it looked. Clear water, beautiful scenery, bright colors. I was absolutely astonished. It felt like I was living in the future.

When I was a bit older and got my first gaming PC, I felt that same sense of wonder seeing Ironforge populated with so many people running around in their cool armor and epic mounts.

It’s been a hot minute since then, and I haven’t been wowed like that again until now, when I’ve slid my phone into a controller and steamlink’s a fully modded skyrim from my PC to it. I just spent a couple hours marvelling at how sick that is that I can do that, lying on the couch and experiencing real ass games.

Now granted, the switch and the psp / vita etc have all been around for a minute, but this is my doomscrolling machine, turned into a handheld console with as high end graphics and mods as I can handle on my PC. It blew my mind since I’ve been dismissing the phone gaming ecosystem as little more than microtransaction shovelware hell for the longest time. It’s just really neat!

Hey, so long as someone with more ethics than the average patrol officer is in charge of the Command Undead spell, skeleton cops might even be safer and more humane for everyone…

You know, come to think of it, I did play in a game where this exact scenario played out, we got some state-sanctioned necromancers to get an actual corpse as a witness to a crime with that exact spell.

Going with D&D’s version of necromancy… probably not. Undead have a strong and innate anti-life bias. Some intelligent undead are likely to be able to mask it, but without exceptionally strong wills will likely still act in a way that will cause the most death.

Non-undead ressurected individuals would likely be able to testify, however.

I think it might just be the old creeping in. Kids like emojis, and they weren’t around when we were kids, so it is new and strange so I don’t like it, etc.

Sure, but I’m not exactly starving for protein over here. I only ever really make anything with poultry once every two weeks maybe? And that’s just with some stir fry - plenty of substitutes I could use there. It’s those chicken eggs I’d really be missing.

I’ll drop Chicken, being fully aware that eggs are now also banished from my diet. Maybe I can import powdered turkey eggs or something, but I just can’t give up 'taters. Hashbrowns, potato chips, loaded baked potatoes… they’re all just too important to me.