I’m not sure what you’d have to do to actually go to hell,

Be mormon, then say mormonism is false. It’s their only unforgivable sin.

Or Utah

Can’t speak to now, but 30 years ago? Yeah.

I mean, I can measure what I’m getting out of my dry herb vape pretty well, just weigh the input and assume about 30% loss.

the United States one is very funny

Not anymore at least

What if it was a legal contract killing? Like, uh, I don’t know, blessed by the pope or something

Politics under Clinton seem civil now

As is tradition

My dude, I’ve had a few friends abs roommates who are refugees. All I will say is that war is hell, and to invite it is madness.

Wumbus is a great name

My wife plays a day or two beefier work most days. I’m not sure what version we’re on, but I wanted to start a new farm sometime soon. I should look that up.

we just leave the bags in our car and fill them there

i don’t remember the us signing the magma carta

Well, you can use the books as a form of random number generator. Maybe this can work for the blind in a much, much more compact form than a braille book (which, if you’ve never seen are fucking huge)? I don’t know. I’m sure whoever buys it has some reason they want it.

Unless they’re walking, in which case it’s Travodes.

edit: aw fuck I should read the entire thread shouldn’t i

if there is, they are congregating on different sites than I frequent and I thank them for that,

you smell different, but you still smell unique.

source: attended the gilroy garlic festival annually for 15 years

I’ve had too many cold nights in winter where you wake up in the middle of the night, pinch a quick loaf, and then scurry off to bed. Now, with warm water, it’s nice and cozy and next minute you’re like a fuzzy numble all snuggled up in a big cozy cinnamon bun back in bed still asleep. Cold water, well, there’s these nights it’s winter and the dead of night and suddenly your pucker screams ¡Ooo! ¿what temperature is that? well it’s gonna take an hour to get back to sleep now.

I do not miss those winters

yeah sorry my FIL poured canola oil in his car ignition because his key got stuck once and was coming over to do it to mine. Like, not even WD40, which I would have expected from his generation as the all purpose lubricant. I tried to introduce him to graphite powder, but it didn’t take.

I forget y’all exist sometimes.