HatchetHaro

Loosen your anus with a dildo each night so the farts can be silent.

Zenberu Gugu from Overlord

idk how it is in the US, but here in hong kong their app deals, fried chicken, and shake shake fries are absolute bangers

that went well for concorde, didn’t it?

US’s PSR system is a fuckin joke

learn to be skeptical, recognize logical fallacies, and never get angry.

sexual stimulation

it could also be regional differences, since your checks are localized to your area, and OP’s his area. lots of software updates have incremental regional rollouts so i’m making a guess that that’s what’s happening, based on responses to this post.

don’t automatically assume someone is “farming for points” when they post about something that doesn’t immediately apply to you. it may apply to you in the future.

i think that’s the point

i’ve seen a lot of .uk sites around

i don’t know the gender of OP (though clues point to female), but i’m just having a horny gay giggle imagining a hot dude working out in a thong and leggings

tell me you don’t wash your bum without telling me you don’t wash your bum

that’s more like an 8 tbh. i’m pretty much exactly the same way and i’ve seen more perverse stuff around.

the 24 fps thing is one hella myth. our cones and rods send a continuous stream of information, which is blended with past-received information in our perception to remove stuff like the movement from darting your eyes around.

to add to the subject of gaming, i personally do not recommend using a keychron for gaming. the latency, at least the one i’m on (keychron C1) is quite a noticeable downgrade from the logitech keyboard i switched from, though at least it feels and sounds miles better than the logitech.

as a disclaimer, i am very sensitive to that latency since i’m a modern tetris player. it’s also way less noticeable in shooters and other 3D action games, so i guess for most people it’s fine?

for a gaming keyboard from a non-shitty company, you can’t get much better than a wooting.

When it comes to sex toys, it all depends on your kinks and preferences.

You can try an electronic masturbator, or perhaps you can simply tape a fleshlight to a table and thrust into it. A massage gun can be fun, too! A shower with a strong concentrated stream of water can emulate that vibration as well, and simplifies cleanup. Maybe experiment with a dildo or butt plug; gay men have been on it for literal millennia, and I can say from experience that it feels amazing (with some practice). Perhaps you can get on “dating” apps and get someone to come give you a handjob, if that suits your fancy.

You can also just try changing the way you touch yourself. A different grip, or even a different hand, perhaps? Or try rubbing the head of your penis with your palm in a circular motion for something intense (lube recommended). Are your nipples sensitive? They can be erogenous zones for some men, so it might be worthwhile to try playing with them.

Lots of ways to achieve an orgasm without putting the same strain on your hands, but like what others have said, unless you’re a professional that wanks 8 hours a day, it’s probably not the masturbating that’s causing the pain.

The same way creative professionals learn keyboard shortcuts for software like Blender, Photoshop, or Premier: practice.

It seems daunting, but honestly it’s not that difficult to adjust to using layers or chords on a smaller keyboard, especially when you can assign all those inputs to any key combo you want.

Chords and layers, my guy. Much in the same way you type a capital letter with a combination of two keys (shift + letter), people using smaller keyboards do the same thing for any key you deem “missing”, just with more keys being pressed. There’s even functionality where each key behaves differently depending on whether you tap or hold it.

Technically, you can have only 10 keys (one for each digit on your hands) and still get 2^10 = 1024 unique actions! Forget letters; you can have have whole words encoded in those keys, and voila ~ that’s basically stenography!

If you don’t like it, that’s okay! I’d never be able to use one myself either, but the people who can use it do like it; and besides, it’s all good fun to see what people can do with these layouts.

The QAZ keys on the right is a joke. This keyboard layout is called a QAZ/35% layout, where the Q, A, and Z keys are gone. The Esc, Tab, and Shift keys on the left side default to typing Q, A, and Z respectively, with further keys hidden behind chords and layers.

I believe OP is making this keyboard as a response to someone’s reaction to the QAZ board, right here on Lemmy.

To answer your question, many people prefer smaller keyboards mainly because 1. they’re gamers and want more space for their mouse, and 2. smaller keyboards minimize hand movements and therefore are more ergonomic.

Fun fact, BG3 only has a max of 4 body types per race, and the lower genitalia each have their own models to fit each body type, and that’s just for the “normal” sized races. The short races also have their body types, and so does the Dragonborn. Each armour and clothing piece has to have one unique model and rig to fit each of those body types; that’s a lot of modeling and rigging work.

Now how much gear is there in Runescape?