Assembly is like phonetic script.

the cars don’t use the bike lane.

I use vim btw

I figured out my tv starts on the last used channel if it receives power after a power cut. All I need to control it is a smart plug

Sweden. The little keyfob thingies have been the thing for many decades here, I would guess ever since the dawn of internet banking, but I’d have to ask my parents instead of just assuming. I used to assume that was just normal for banks in the world at large. When you want to log in, the website gives you a code, you type the code into the fob and it responds with another code you type in to the website.

Nowadays they additionally offer login via BankID, a mobile app used throughout Sweden for personal online identification.

seriously, I’ve never seen a bank with password login to begin with. Every bank i know of uses physical devices that you type a code into

WHAT

Endeavour to be a good thing to be a good thing to be a good thing to be a good thing to be

I’m sorry it doesn’t cater to your specific linguistic preferences, bro.

hey don’t attack me like that!

The moment you install arch and you realise your computer feels empty inside.

I am totally ready for it, I know it’s a thing, especially since I drink the forbidden nectar that is the AUR. Yet I’ve never had this happen even once.

Yes. Everyone knows the bus comes when you light a cigarette.

I’m if possible even more confused now that I read that

[citation needed]

I haven’t tried it, but I’ve heard you can use a third party wm inside plasma.

your distro has it prepackaged 1 version out of date

found the ubuntu user :D

Ha! Tell that to the people who live in northern siberia

mmmmm, moist orifices…