Set her up with a lemmy account…it’s better than random flowers she’ll love it!

I’m a high skilled worker who is really good at slacking off with direct supervision…

You got the job, you piece of shit good for nothing…

For vegans, it’s what to do with the honey…

See what being polite to clients gets you…your dad had it right in the beginning calling it how he sees it!!!

Geez…we all have learning experiences but I feel node down and packet dropped should be a clear distinction in the mind of anyone in IT…but people will surprise you

I was one of them but I also had my physical game pre-ordered so…

Hey, it’s OK to not be OK and it’s OK to be OK. You are self reflective, and that’s 90% of the work done. Thanks for sharing

Always been the spot…I remember when I left the west coast hitchhiking my first time and got to the Midwest and saw my first bag of shwag like pressed brick weed with seeds…oof it was a shock to say the least

You talking to me?

It’s a little bigger than I remember

Am I blind or oregon doesn’t have prisoners?

“Well–well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?”

Someone took my name and I am forever a myname.2@blahblah.com

Oh your in for a treat

Part of me wants to believe that’s just one awesome support person at asus making random people jump through hoops…not a bad idea I’ll have to find a place for that in my IT workflow

It will take however long it takes to implement the fix in person or implement a disaster recovery plan. Couple hours, days maybe weeks depending on the size of organization. Thankfully my work doesn’t use crowdstrike but the main fix I’ve heard requires in person boot in safe mode, delete file and reboot to every effected machine, not difficult just time consuming if you have thousands of endpoints that need to be fixed.

Where does the surname nooblet hail from?

My God the amount of times I have to pull the frickin issue out of people…

Whenever my troubleshooting doesn’t work it’s because I forgot to power cycle