We are going to spend billions on ad campaigns to tell you how committed we are to telling you we care about the thing we’re doing that is wrong.

I used to blare that on my phone when my teenager was taking too long to get ready.

Actually no. That quote is from the bible.

Zapp’s quote is “The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.”

I don’t drink because alcohol gives me bad heartburn and a headache long before I get drunk. Guess that does sorta count as being in poor health.

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